Speak Scientifically!!

The visual imprint of your face on my retina produces afferent impulses to my visual cortex affecting my hypothalamus causing recall of past experiences and release of cytokines causing the release of adrenaline by a positive feed back loop predisposing my SA node to asystole manifesting as a skipped beat accompanied by cold clammy extremities, dilated pupils, open mouth and a sense of detachment and well being.

Guess what??

Scientifically saying ” I am thinking about you.”

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Keep Laughing

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Creepy Historical fact!!

No history teacher told us the following ( I suppose) …

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat!

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.

Creepy!! Huh?

Source: Friends, facts and Wikipedia

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Chanakya Quotes

Below are some selected quotes of Chankya.  

“A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are victimised first.”

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“Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous.”

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“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”

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“There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth.”

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“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions – Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”

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“As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.”

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“Once you start a working on something,
don’t be afraid of failure and
don’t abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest.”

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“The fragrance of flowers spreads
only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”

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“A man is great by deeds, not by birth.”

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“Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends.”

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“Books are as useful to a stupid person
as a mirror is useful to a blind person.”

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“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”
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Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

Compiled by: AkS

Money cann’t buy it..

Fresh
A dainty dew is born,
At the tip of a tender leave at dawn,
Sparkling when shone by the radiant ray,
At the start of a brand new day.

Lush
The endless stretch of green, green grass,
Free from buses, free from dust,
Tickling your toes from step to step,
The perfect spot to take a nap.

Soothing
The gentle gust of wind,
Cooling like the icy taste of mint,
As the breeze picks up little rabbits hide,
And trees sway from side to side.

Free
The sparrows in the sky,
Swiftly taking off the fly,
Never bothered by sorrows nor pain,
Cheerfully chirping sunshine or rain.

Breathtaking
The sunset as evening draws nigh,
Warm shades splash across the sky,
Gorgeous is the gaze of this wonderful sight,
The perfect moment to fly a kite.

Amazing
The touch of the night,
Under the glow of the bright moonlight,
With shimmering diamonds high above,
The air is scented with a tinge of love.

Magnificent
The works of the bright moonlight,
Many hearts to it are captured,
Every detail is just so precious,

Money can’t buy it all; it’s simply priceless.

Reading Psychology ;-)

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, “Er…excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?”

She responds in a loud voice : “NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”.

Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.

After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes,and says, “You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

The young man responds loudly with,”WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES. THATS TOO MUCH !”

Classic definition & Cool Meanings in new dictionary

Classic definition & Cool Meanings in new dictionary

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage .

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either“.

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father: A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after…

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Compiled By: AkS

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